7-12 Sloane Square, SW1W 8EG


11:00PM - 03:30AM


Embark on a vibrant and culturally immersive journey at Tonteria, an extraordinary Mexican-themed nightclub in the heart of London’s Sloane Square. Tonteria injects a delightful touch of theatrical madness into the city’s nightlife, captivating guests with its one-of-a-kind atmosphere.

Step into Tonteria and find yourself transported to a mini Mexico in the centre of London. From Thursday to Monday, between 11 pm and 3 am, Tonteria welcomes those searching for an unforgettable experience. Unlike any other venue, Tonteria offers an immersive theatrical adventure that promises endless entertainment. Prepare to be mesmerised by enchanting parade shows and the captivating jungle-themed decor reminiscent of the vibrant spirit of Tulum.

Indulge in authentic Mexican tacos from the tapas menu, relax in your booth while sipping frozen margaritas, and groove to the beats of the in-house DJ’s live music set. To start your evening, La Taqueria opens its doors from 8:00 pm to 10:30 pm, allowing you to savour exquisite cuisine and unique cocktails before seamlessly transitioning into the club for an exciting night. Tonteria also boasts an impressive collection of Tequilas, including rare and elusive varieties.

With customizable show options, Tonteria is the perfect venue to celebrate any occasion. The dress code calls for smart and sexy attire, with ladies expected to dress elegantly in high heels, while men can opt for stylish smart-casual attire with fashionable footwear. Adhering to the dress code ensures a smooth entry, guaranteeing a night filled with unforgettable memories.

Table Prices:

The club’s standard entry fee is £20.

The starting cost at Tonteria for a table is £1000 min spend, and the VIP Tonteria table prices begin from £2000 min spend for groups of up to 10.

Dress Code:

The dress code for women at Tonteria is sexy and trendy, and, of course, high-heels. Men should follow the smart/elegant code with elegant shoes, and no trainers.


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